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If you’re looking for something on social media that will make you smile, rather than question the world we live in, look no further than Thoughts of Dog.
The account is exactly as the name describes, it tweets out daily thoughts from the mind of an innocent, silly and unconditionally loving dog.
While the account obviously isn’t run by a dog, whoever does run it has a pretty great idea of what goes on in our furry friends’ little heads.
i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) January 27, 2018
Every tweet seems to get funnier than the last and, for dog owners, it feels like they hit the nail on the head when it comes to a dog’s behaviour.
From musings about playing fetch to talking about his “frens” to getting excited over the human coming home early, it’s impossible not to fall in love with this twitter account.
We’ve collected some of our favourite recent tweets from the account and we’re sure they’ll inspire you to venture even further back into the accounts history, and give it a follow of course.
it is sky boom season. so if anyone needs me. i’ll be hiding in the bathtub. with my stuffed fren sebastian
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 16, 2018
sometimes. when i’m outside. performing my obligatory yard shenanigans. the human will call me. but i pretend not to hear them. so the shenanigans. may continue
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) March 19, 2018
sometimes. it’s easy to tell. that the human’s life is hard. but that’s okay. because i have cuddles. and i’m not going anywhere
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 25, 2018
WE HAVE NEW NEIGHBORS. THEY ARE UNPACKING AND OH MY GOODNESS. THEY HAVE A PUP FREN. I REPEAT THEY HAVE A PUP. WE HAVE A NEW NEIGHBOR PUP FREN
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 8, 2018
gooooob morning. i found a spot outside. where the sun breaks through the trees. and creates a perfectly toasty paradise. today has potential
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 21, 2018
you have a legal obligation. to let me rest my noggin. in your lap. whenever i so desire. it’s the law
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 19, 2018
gooooob morning. i was performing. the morning security lap. around the household. when i tripped on a chord.. at the exact same time. in a seemingly unrelated event. a lamp fell off the table and broke. there is no way to confirm. what caused this
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) March 16, 2018
the human’s fren has arrived. when they opened the door. i was waiting with a shoe. as a gift. that nobody can prove was stolen. it must be family movie night
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 20, 2018
sometimes. the human gets sad. and i don’t know why. but if i jump. in their lap. and stay there. i can usually fix it
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) January 15, 2018
i was all ready. for a lovely. relaxing walk this morning. when the human decided. we were going to run. the whole thing. i did not consent to this. and i feel like. i’m gonna die
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) March 5, 2018
occasionally. if i see a car come down the street. i will trot swiftly. across the household. while letting out. tiny half borks.. this is to warn the car. that i am to be taken. seriously
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) February 1, 2018
THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. THIS IS QUITE UNEXPECTED. THE GARAGE DOOR IS OPENING. MY TAIL IS BLURRY. AND YOU BET. MY FEETS ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 30, 2018
the human hasn’t smiled much today. and i’m not sure why. but i have a squeaker toy that looks like a cupcake. and i am coming. to the rescue
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 4, 2018
i just started my shift. watching the skittle under the fridge. part of me thinks. it may never move. but then again. what if it does
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 14, 2018
the human came home early. and gave me the biggest hug. i’m not sure how they knew i wanted one
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 18, 2018